Post Romnopolyptic Campaign

I think I'll run for President or whatever we'll be calling the highest office in the land by 2020.  I thought about running in 2016, but I believe that America is so complacent that Romney, like Bush, will get two terms in which to sell the farm to the highest bidder.

My qualifications in a post Romney, Americorporation are as follows:
  1. Good at scavenging.
  2. Background in foraging
  3. Leanto fabrication
  4. Toilet paper fabrication
  5. Knowledgeable about poisonous animals and insects.
  6. Expert with the Divining Rod.

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