Post Romnopolyptic Campaign
I think I'll run for President or whatever we'll be calling the highest office in the land by 2020. I thought about running in 2016, but I believe that America is so complacent that Romney, like Bush, will get two terms in which to sell the farm to the highest bidder. My qualifications in a post Romney, Americorporation are as follows: Good at scavenging. Background in foraging Leanto fabrication Toilet paper fabrication Knowledgeable about poisonous animals and insects. Expert with the Divining Rod. .